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Husband: "Honey
Husband: "Honey, aren't those trousers a bit too tight for you?" Wife: "It's really funny how you pronounce 'I want to die'."
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The price is too sheep
The price is too sheep My village shop is a bit weird. They only accept farm animals. So if I want a Daily Mail it costs a chicken. If I want 2 pints of a milk and a loaf of bread it costs me a pig. And if I want to buy a bag of frozen chips it’s a ram and a ewe. I couldn’t afford that though. The price is too sheep.
Don’t Speak
Don’t Speak An old man is in a hospital bed attached to an oxygen tank. His wife comes to visit and asks the doctor how he is doing. The doctor tells her that he is doing better and she could visit him but to limit the conversation because he is still very weak. The wife enters the room and sits on his bed right next to him.The man begins to try to say something, but his wife cuts him off “Honey, the doctor told me to tell you to try not to speak because you’re still weak.” The man stills attempts to force out words, but nothing is coming out. The wife says “ Honey, please don’t try to speak, you are weak, what ar...
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