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The price is too sheep
The price is too sheep My village shop is a bit weird. They only accept farm animals. So if I want a Daily Mail it costs a chicken. If I want 2 pints of a milk and a loaf of bread it costs me a pig. And if I want to buy a bag of frozen chips it’s a ram and a ewe. I couldn’t afford that though. The price is too sheep.
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