The price is too sheep

The price is too sheep

My village shop is a bit weird. They only accept farm animals.

So if I want a Daily Mail it costs a chicken.

If I want 2 pints of a milk and a loaf of bread it costs me a pig.

And if I want to buy a bag of frozen chips it’s a ram and a ewe.

I couldn’t afford that though.

The price is too sheep.